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July 2011

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Spotted a flaw with my plan to do that 3 day fruit flush. Day one involves NOTHING but drinking protein shakes. They recommend to avoid certain ingredients; ingredients which appear in every protein powder I can find. I’m buying zipvit and I don’t care that it has sucralose. 

Jul 31, 2011
#fuck da police
How come pictures of kids and a pair of shorts get more notes than a beautiful photo of a potato?

dibidibidismynameiskyiele:

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Reblog if you care.

That’s a sexy ass potato.

Jul 31, 2011208,941 notes
Gonna try the 3 day fruit flush soon.

Can lose up to NINE POUNDS IN THREE DAYS. That’s maddddddddddddd. Plus I love fruit, and it gives me an excuse to eat nothing but fruit. Winnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Jul 31, 20111 note
One day, a woman comedian won't make jokes about the fact they're a woman, and ethnic comedians won't mention that they're ethnic.

And on that day, they will be funny.

Jul 31, 20112 notes

kayleighweasley replied to your post: boyfriday replied to your post: In mood to write a… WRITE FRED/GEORGE SLASH.

D:

Jul 31, 2011
I like the story :D

Aw, thanks :) I’m glad someone does, haha.

Jul 31, 2011

boyfriday replied to your post: In mood to write a fic, don’t know what to write. Write a Harry/Ron A/U slash.

o.o

Jul 31, 20111 note

Will someone explain how I passed English lit + lang :| In fairness, I had a full novel-ish idea planned for this, and it would’ve been epic, but I never had the time to write it back then. I don’t think it’s good enough to continue now either. Ah well. Have a piece of dystopian themed literature, by yours truly.

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Jul 31, 2011
#My writing #it's so clearly a rip off of Fallout

This is a quick piece I did during AS. We were given this picture, and told to write 500 words. Yeah…

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Jul 31, 2011
#My writing
'Unobtanium' is the laziest piece of writing ever.
Jul 31, 20111 note
In mood to write a fic, don't know what to write.

Help me, tumblr masses? D:

Jul 31, 20111 note
"Are we taking the prank too far?" "Nah, send in the second one."

skiesandstarships:


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Jul 31, 201146,947 notes
#can't stop laughing
Jul 31, 201115,847 notes

chenneour:

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool.

Jul 31, 2011197 notes
#i dont even get how pizza is 'cool' #it's delicious #but food can not have stylish implications
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