Just found loads of old MP3s for songs I wrote a while ago. Some of ‘em are pretty cool. Wish I was still in a band, blergh.
you’re annoyingly pretty, its too distracting
My diet of take out, chocolate and coffee is really starting to show. It’s hit my bank account more so than my waistline though.
If I don’t find somebody to shower with love and affection soon, I think I’ll get a puppy. Or an orphan.
The awkward moment when your supervisor sets you up on a blind date.